Brazil's main exports are Aerolulas. There are serveral species of Aerolulas who attacks people at the streets.
Whores (putas) are a very economic way to have sex and Brazil exports them to all the World, especially to the USA, so more Americans can be born.
Brazilians are extremely dumb. They really are. As an example demonstrating such dumbness, when they are told that they are dumb, they answer that they are dumb because they are poor.
There are almost 5 billion words in Brazilian Language. The idiom is regarded one of the most difficult in the world and galaxy, since every year the dogs in Academia Brasileira De Letras create more words and grammatical rules to cover holes, problems, with the old flawed system.
2010 -- Brazil secretly tests its first nuclear bomb to destroy Argentina.
2011 -- Argentina gets nuked by a nuclear bomb with unknown origin.